Forum Game: Storytelling! (oh god)

i am a

 

Gay man walking

 

named calebH13

 

Ate fireanantman

 

And annoyed samy878

 

Story so far.

On a dark rainy tree, there was a cereal eating squirrel called your mom and said Hi I like cheese and you are cool when suddenly a rabid bunny keeled and died in a barrel touching his penis with a burrito while licking his nipples on the cow licking his udders in the diamond house yum is sexy 116kid is better get out now go fuck yourself ha ha ha tarik love me you effing cheater your my daugter your spellings crap you like cock i like yours it is mine you are cute same for you this got weird can we stop go to hell devils throne is gay hoes ass in a trees smelling poop balls in a pair like a fly said the cow while on drugs milking himself sliding down a fuzzy bears back while wearing a pink man-kini while singing a jr_raths awesome you ruin everything because green poop im done with this so am i and it pooed all over the this wasted my time reading this damn you all and then fallen being an ass mike.s good grammar where an talk go die mike in a hole and kill yourself with squishy gummybears jonny is to and the end banned all pigs for licking chicken butt and then the chicken use 3 words your ass smells and is red with apples júice that smells like dogs on a xavesticks is a pimp that likes the cheese from a dead cows ass fucked a bird in the back with a rake and then the dinosaur with a penis the size of another dinosaur this is ammature I am awesome im more awesome yum is awesomer I am a gay man walking called named calebh13 ate fireanantman and annoyed samy878.

This took me about 10 minutes to write, and it shows beautifully how people like to treat each other on the squadcraft forums. I hope you like it.

 

cool story bruh

 

There should be more mods on the forums so this doesn't happen. People should not be treated this way.

 

Dude first I was like:

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But then I was like

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Lol

 

thats two words

 

NEW STORY TIME! #necropostingftw

 

bad crazy *slaps*

 

:'(

 

House has sweg

 

A cow walked

 

into Yum44's house

 

And made out

 

with a dog

 

In front of

 

a panasonic camera

 

listening to darude - sandstorm

 

From A Radio

 

That was broken by

 

yo mamas fat hips

 

Which were

 

Then broken by

 

Steve

 

The sexy ass and

 

cheesequacks' man meat

 

Got shoved in

 

A wonderfull place with thousands of

 

Suarezes with rabies

 

Plus magical

 

Dancing tacos

 

And it was a honor for the little hobbit to get some