Pain tolerance

This is a test of something

 

The only time im vulnerable is when I'm beating my dick

 

so never?

 

Chuck Norris would be put to shame, by my fire eyebrow game.

 

the weakest one shoulda been Donald Trump

 

Honestly, I'm still laughing at that.

 

Ikr :3

 

Dont stare at me it Breaks my hand

 

Savage

 

;';

Menacing

 

Same xD

 

I'm God. I can bench 50,000 lbs with my dick.

 

Don't touch me or I will probably die. XD

 

Bs

 

no shit sherlock

 

You wanna go

 

Tyvm I'm here all week

 

1v1 me irl bro.

My eyebrows are better than the jungle you have going on up there. <3

 

I'm obviously the dumb one here xD. Why don't you tell me why my eyebrows "suck absolute ass", because I was just kidding when I said my eyebrow game puts Chuck Norris to shame. xD

 

like quagmire

 

Nigga I'm better than quegmur

 

at dick lifting.
but he got laid more boy

 

I dick lift women. Therefore I work out and have sex at the same time.

Yea

 

ROAST

ROAST AGAIN