Scariest experience ever.

This happened to me 6 Months ago in a motocross race, hit a jump and landed sideways and snapped my wrist

 

I tripped over my giant banana and scraped my knee

 

My primary parachute failing when I went skydiving last month. Scared the shit out of me.

 

how'd u know she had heels? fakeee

 

My breaks failed on my bike when i was cycling a few months ago. Thank God the SUV coming my way was fully alert.

 

I was riding my bike in a ditch. It was dark af. Note to self don't go out biking in sunset.

So how did you live?

Probably psycho ex girlfriend

┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬

 

No Fear

 

┴┬┴( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)├┬┴┬

 

Well that i come online on minecraft

Veryspooky

 

I cum online on minecraft*

 

Backup parachutes.

 

Man never did like heights...

 

well thats something not everyone can say

 

However Rev can

 

.-. Dafaq did I just read and does that girl in your profile image mind?

 

NO I DONT MIND I WAS FILMING

 

I got shot off my island on skywars, intense moment almost had a panic attack.

 

Last night there was a thunderstorm i thought "I killed my girlfriend" and there was some huge thunder sound.

 

When i contracted syphilis

 

i fell off a monkey bar and my bones broke into pieces and i couldnt move my hand ;(

 

no CS GO for u

 

*Mr anti teamer
No this is ymybuddies

No we should not.

 

What are you talking about?

 

I sent a snapchat that was of a piece of toast but it turned out to be burnt so I blamed my welfare. I was really disappointed that my Obama Care didn't kick in before the squirrel attacked me, but what can i say? Its only a noodle.

 

Il fite u

 

luv i crix

 

I deranked to s1 on csgo scary asf .-.

 

How are bananas that big

 

They just are