I almost died last week.

I got caught in a slipstream and pulled way out to sea, some of your wishes almost came true @factions ... shame i'm unkillable

 

We would have immediately started to plan a funeral.

Right guys?

 

My plan failed, Yonda was too stronk

 

Atleast i am one of the few faction members that dont want you dead lol

 

Yoda is Life,Yonda is love.

 

Pls no

 

See, now this is why I created life gaurds. It's also why I don't swim.

 

This is why i let people swim for me
And made you to create life guards

 

This is why I made Rev. Nice part of our community.

 

I love to swim...but only In Pools...I had a family member to die in a slipstream.

 

Ouch. Soz :/

 

WTF

I said i made u

 

I made you :3

 

Who is the mother

 

0.0

 

Tell me now

 

I always wanted to know my mother ;-;
Tell me dad

 

I just spawned you into existence.

 

Low blow

 

WHO IS MY MOM
YOU ****** OLD ****

 

Your mum is Olivia Wilde .-.
Jkjkjk aha

 

Damnit you still alive. You will face another situation.....

 

So she is/was your wife?

 

P

Probally was she dumbed you

 

Back to topic please Rev.

 

Your last sentence made no sense.

 

This whole situation is awkward.

 

The power of grandiloquence saved you.