Wait... White girls drink coffee That they buy from Starbucks The stars in the StarBucks logo can be dissected exactly to make a total of 10 triangles Triangles are found as the faces of pyramids. The illuminati eye is on a pyramid. Conclusion: White girls are illuminati! D: And yes I know how contradictory that sounds.
I do enjoy my Iced Caramel Machiatto from Starbucks. Coffee is amazing but caffeine has no effect on me anymore.