When Canada rules the world

Discussion in 'General chat' started by Robbin, Jun 22, 2015.

  1. Robbin

    Robbin PukingRainbowz's Cousin

    We'll put Curling rink in Africa, and HOKEY! everywhere

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    And even force the Americans to have free health care!

    We'll bring winter to Australia (this one is for you @Datti123 )

    To France we'll bring Poutine

    Then we'll conquer Britan and re-install our Queen <3 <3 <3 <3

    And we shall tell them WHAT TO DO and if they say they dont?

    We shall again politely

    and if they still don't?

    We will tell them it's a RIGHT we don't mean to criticise

    But Perhaps they might consider some form of COMPROMISE!!!!!




    When Canada rules the world...


    THINGS

    WILL

    BE

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    @EA_Sharks JOIN ME IN TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!!
     
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  2. baconator2

    baconator2 The one and only

    Murica
    Nuff said
     
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  3. I don't feel like eating maple syrup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner tho...
     
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  4. Robbin

    Robbin PukingRainbowz's Cousin

    lol Whats murica?

    TO BAD

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  5. smeags

    smeags Intentionally Philosophical

    Awkward moment when Datti is Austrian. >_>
     
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  6. PukingRainbowz

    PukingRainbowz New Member

    please please bring free health care to America...


    treatments are like 919274292837299127 dollars here like -.-
     
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  7. cdennis02

    cdennis02 Forums Addict/OmegaAso

    When Canadians rule the world it will be awesome

    In my opinion Canada is better the murica
     
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  8. Juuzou_x

    Juuzou_x iiDragonZz Staff Member Mod

    No
     
  9. AjainWazHere

    AjainWazHere Recovering CS:GO Addict

    Canadia*
     
  10. Jace

    Jace ⚠️State Bound 100 Meter Dash⚠️

    American bacon is better than Canadian bacon.
     
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  11. Kamshark7

    Kamshark7 New Member

    One time I was at a restaurant in Saskatchewan, Canada and I ordered some fries. When the fries finally came, they were covered in gravy or something like that. Is that this poutine stuff a lot of Canadians eat?
     
  12. Sloww

    Sloww ily

    LOLcanada. (waiting for the hate from the Dolphin :c)
     
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  13. Robbin

    Robbin PukingRainbowz's Cousin

    Did it have Cheese?

    LIAR

    YAYAYYAYYAYAYYAYAYAYYA

    I'm confused I thought you were Canadian???
     
  14. PukingRainbowz

    PukingRainbowz New Member

    LMAO NO IM A NEW YORKER c':

    americaaaaaa
     
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  15. GG10HeartedPvP

    GG10HeartedPvP Callum + Josh = Jallum <3

    Robbin may I join u in taking over the world?I am Canadian (Sort of)

    Too bad ^_^
     
  16. Jace

    Jace ⚠️State Bound 100 Meter Dash⚠️

    Things cost so much in Canada pls nu
     
  17. EA_Sharks

    EA_Sharks New Member

    Like our health care??

    Robbin "HOKEY" no. Just no.

    Love will be legal everywhere!!
     
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  18. cdennis02

    cdennis02 Forums Addict/OmegaAso

    Hey look the pvp eagle is back
     
  19. Stealthyyyy

    Stealthyyyy The God of Stealth

    Don't be silly, it's actually 919274292837299127.97
     
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  20. AjainWazHere

    AjainWazHere Recovering CS:GO Addict

    :3
     
  21. MLGProGamer123

    MLGProGamer123 Viva La Vida

    Good luck with hokey

    And hookers and strip clubs where you can touch the strippers right!?!?! :D

    Just an idea pls don't hate me

    And money for everyone :D
     
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  22. JamesM

    JamesM New IGN: iTzGuitarmadMC

    Do you mean Australia or Austria, if you're relating to the countries?
     
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  23. FootballDogs

    FootballDogs New Member

    I live in Canada too, go go Canada!!!
     
  24. DiamondPlaysHD

    DiamondPlaysHD New Member

    Datti is Austrian and lives in Austria XD not Australia but I live in Australia :)
     
  25. EA_Sharks

    EA_Sharks New Member

    Ignoring your misogynistic comment...
     
  26. Lostvayne

    Lostvayne I'll dance alone tonight Staff Member Mod

    That is not really hating on them though. A misogynist is someone who hates or dislikes women but talking about a "legit" profession is not really dissing on them. It may seem a bit degrading but in all honesty if they chose the profession they should not get pitied by you or anyone else.
     
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  27. EA_Sharks

    EA_Sharks New Member

    Prostitution is illegal and going to a strip club is absolutely disgusting. Objectifying women like that makes me want to barf.
     
  28. smeags

    smeags Intentionally Philosophical

    He's talking about how a women can actually go of her free will and apply for a job at a strip club, and that if they do it of their own free will, they shouldn't be pitied for it.
    Objectifying or not, it happens.
    I was promised a Skype call. cx
     
  29. EA_Sharks

    EA_Sharks New Member

    The majority of women don't work at a strip club because they want to. They do it because they need money.
    I won't be able to until 12am your time.
     
  30. Lostvayne

    Lostvayne I'll dance alone tonight Staff Member Mod

    *sigh* They chose their profession, even if it was one of the only options, they chose it out of their own will. Now, Prostitution may be illegal in some countries but not all. I am not saying Prostitution is a respectable profession but the ones who take it up, the ones that are not forced into either way, know what they are getting themselves into yet still do it. If they saw it as objectifying they would not be doing it (still talking about the ones that are not forced into it). If everyone stopped going to strip clubs or hiring prostitutes, How would they make a living? What will be their eource of income? Sure they could get another job but if they became a prostitute/stripper in the first place they probably do not have the qualifications for a well paying job that they enioy. Some prostitutes/strippers are nymphos and enjoy their job greatly so we should not really judge them considering we would not change because of someone else's opinion so why should they? Oh damn its almost 5 am, smeagz luv meh.
    DISCLAIMER: I am simply expressing my thoughts on the matter, I do not endorse stripping or Prostitution in any way, shape, or form. I find it degrading and think of the body and virginity (does not have to only be virginity, sex is also sacred IMO) as something sacred and should not be traded for currency.
     
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  31. EA_Sharks

    EA_Sharks New Member

    I understand that but it doesn't make paying for strippers/hookers any less demeaning. I pity the people who do so. The people who can't be bothered to have a good relationship with someone, or an honest one.
     
  32. smeags

    smeags Intentionally Philosophical

    But it still does happen, even if the majority isn't like that.
    I'll see if I can stay awake lel.
     
  33. Lostvayne

    Lostvayne I'll dance alone tonight Staff Member Mod

    Well, It is demeaning/degrading but it is also putting money in their pocket so the the stripper/prostitute would not see it as such.

    @tarikpwns that also pretty much sums up why I do not like to watch pornography and I instead watch hentai. @Buritomaker @g_p make fun of me as you see fit
     
  34. EA_Sharks

    EA_Sharks New Member

    You don't watch porn? I like you a little more now..
     
  35. Lostvayne

    Lostvayne I'll dance alone tonight Staff Member Mod

    I will admit, I use to but I never really enioyed it as much as I was fascinated by it.
    There is also a saying that goes "the only difference between science and goofing off is writing it down" but my own take on it "the only difference between pornography and Prostitution is a camera"
     
  36. g_p

    g_p grondewa

    ;3
     
  37. MLGProGamer123

    MLGProGamer123 Viva La Vida

    Isn't hentai porn :?

    How do I hate women...
    Honestly, it's the most ironic thing to say I hate women after referring to prostitution or a strip club. Not even going to explain because it's common sense.

    Also, while going to a strip club would be something to try, I'd most likely leave unsatisfied, lonely, and desperate. It's like going to a sexy place, to pay, and not get sex. In 'Murica, "Oh, you can't eat or touch this burger. Nope! You can smell it a little, but you can't eat it!"

    And hookers, it'd be awkward having sex with some woman you didn't know. Of course I'd prefer an intimate relationship with a girl where everything is real and not pay, pay, pay.

    The reason I bought up those two professions is because of Canada and it's strange advantages over the US. In Canada, most strip clubs let you go touchy touchy with strippers. You can't buy sexual service in Canada, but you can sell it.

    No, strip clubs and hookers wouldn't make me hate women. I just really like the female body. All the curves, hair, voice, I enjoy it. In fact, I've always wondered how a beautiful woman came to be that way. Hell, Stephen Hawking has been found in public places chatting up the ladies. Doesn't mean he hates them.

    Misogyny would be discrimination against women, hatred, and even acts of violence. No, I wouldn't refuse a woman service in a restaurant because she's a lady. No, I wouldn't hate her because she's a lady. And no, I'm not causing havoc by hurting them. In fact, I have so much respect for them because they are women.

    Also, doing research, hentai contains a category called Yuri which, surprise, is lesbian sex. Oh boy!

    Watching lesbian sex and ladies stripping down on an electronic device is much more satisfying than a stripper or a hooker. Why? Because it's free and you're actually getting what you wanted.

    Ye, but misogyny is a really ironic term, honestly :x
     
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  38. EA_Sharks

    EA_Sharks New Member

    What I am saying is that people who pay for hookers, go to strip clubs, watch porn etc. are treating women (sometimes men) like sex objects and not people. That's why it's misogynistic.
     
  39. MLGProGamer123

    MLGProGamer123 Viva La Vida

    It's not, specifically because they're going to strip clubs, buying hookers, or watching porn. I see what you mean by treating them like objects, but they don't hate or are disgusted by them. See the paradox?

    Rest assured I don't view women as objects, but as a living example of art, to which you can actually talk to, and say what you feel about her. Unlike a painting with which you can't tell it what you feel about it, let alone talk to it lel
     
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  40. EA_Sharks

    EA_Sharks New Member

    I see what you mean. I guess I more mean condescending? Demeaning? I don't know... I just don't like or agree with it.
     
  41. MLGProGamer123

    MLGProGamer123 Viva La Vida

    Ye, that's more accurate. Really sorry if I came off that way xc
     
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  42. Robbin

    Robbin PukingRainbowz's Cousin

    I thought you where EA's sister?????
     
  43. EA_Sharks

    EA_Sharks New Member

    We're married twins separated at birth. Get your facts right.
    @PukingRainbowz this guy!
     
  44. Robbin

    Robbin PukingRainbowz's Cousin

    Join me in my Quest in taking over the world fellow Canadian
     
  45. tarikpwns

    tarikpwns New Member

    Don't tag me in things such as this.
     
  46. Datti123

    Datti123 Some Austrian,

    lol I live in Austria, Australia is 20,000 miles away.
     
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  47. Lostvayne

    Lostvayne I'll dance alone tonight Staff Member Mod

    Shush child. (Ik why tho, I think, just dont reply jeez)

    Well yeah but it does not involve real people or real sex. It is just anime porn. No I am not into that rape and tentacle crap.
     
  48. MLGProGamer123

    MLGProGamer123 Viva La Vida

    Love your signature btw lmao
     
  49. Lostvayne

    Lostvayne I'll dance alone tonight Staff Member Mod

    And that is probably why he did not want me tagging him soz tar ayy lmao
     
  50. MLGProGamer123

    MLGProGamer123 Viva La Vida

    xD
     
  51. tarikpwns

    tarikpwns New Member

    I didn't want to be tagged because I get caught in arguments I don't feel like being in.
     
  52. Lostvayne

    Lostvayne I'll dance alone tonight Staff Member Mod

    Shush now boi, go to sleep
     
  53. tarikpwns

    tarikpwns New Member

    Go to sleep at 3 in the afternoon?
     
  54. Lostvayne

    Lostvayne I'll dance alone tonight Staff Member Mod

    That is close to when I woke up so sure
     
  55. Jace

    Jace ⚠️State Bound 100 Meter Dash⚠️

    Canada does not benefit the death penalty.
     
  56. MLGProGamer123

    MLGProGamer123 Viva La Vida

    Wow going off-topic and killing it
    No chill man D:

    And don't you mean endorse?
     
  57. Jace

    Jace ⚠️State Bound 100 Meter Dash⚠️

    It's on topic dafaq you mean boy? If Canada took over, there would be a lot more homicides as no one would be afraid of the death penalty.
     
  58. MLGProGamer123

    MLGProGamer123 Viva La Vida

    Dooood we were talking about porn man ;-;
     
  59. Jace

    Jace ⚠️State Bound 100 Meter Dash⚠️

    Canadian Porn? Nah it's about that Japanese porn Hentai is the stuff
     
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  60. Lostvayne

    Lostvayne I'll dance alone tonight Staff Member Mod

    AMIRITE?! CAN I GET AN AMEN!?
     
  61. MLGProGamer123

    MLGProGamer123 Viva La Vida

    No no no, American lesbian sex and hot girl strippers are the winner. No brainer jeez
     
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  62. Lostvayne

    Lostvayne I'll dance alone tonight Staff Member Mod

    Nuh uh, You are an average pervert, GOML
     
  63. MLGProGamer123

    MLGProGamer123 Viva La Vida

    Bad argument, because Hentai is based on perversions .-.
    And it's animated, like wot...
     
  64. Lostvayne

    Lostvayne I'll dance alone tonight Staff Member Mod

    I meant it like you are an average pervert, a common type, where as Hentai lovers such as myself are on another level, hence, GOML
     
  65. MLGProGamer123

    MLGProGamer123 Viva La Vida

    Too bad, I'm at my own level which no one can reach m9
     
  66. Lostvayne

    Lostvayne I'll dance alone tonight Staff Member Mod

    I am at a level that not even gods have seen, level 9001
     
  67. Stealthyyyy

    Stealthyyyy The God of Stealth

    Dis guy knows what's up.
     
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  68. EA_Sharks

    EA_Sharks New Member

    Every time I read the title "When Canada Rules the World" all I can think of is the theme song "When Timothy Goes To School".
     
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  69. MLGProGamer123

    MLGProGamer123 Viva La Vida

    Finally someone was able to take the words out of my mouth. I remember that show lol. For some reason, my mind kept connecting the two. Thank you xD
     
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  70. Grey

    Grey Trying to educate ajain and broomstick a bit

    I'd kill myself if Canada took over the world
     
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  71. Robbin

    Robbin PukingRainbowz's Cousin

    *Books a Psych consult for Grey*
     
  72. Grey

    Grey Trying to educate ajain and broomstick a bit

    *skips appointment*
     
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