STRIP CLUB Application

Lluigi
Bartender, Manager, Dancer, VIP* Dancer, BodyGuard, Waiter, Janitor
Lluigi
10

 

MLG
Stripper Massager
Because I love having sex with hot girls *cough* I mean getting them ready for their performance *cough* with me *cough*
420

 

well MLG im sold... @Jerry2kewl well?

 

I made this club with you, I'm the waiter

 

Agardino
Dancer
Cause I've practiced the skill of dancing for 420 years m8. I'm gr8 at it.(pls gimme jub im a broke hobo living off if weed, and the occasionall dank meme.)
1337

 

Cleaner

 

Name/ign: unlock
Job Applying for: whatever you want honey
Why you deserve it: im g_p...
On a scale of one to ten how well can you dance: i cant dance

 

give g_p janitor hahahhakwhdkahsmakjdbwksh'2/@

 

@Cupcake0796 you have been summoned madame egg

 

I'll do them girls *cough* a favor. Think of it as tat for tit.

 

I wanna dance

 

tat for 'tit' eh?

 

Hu3

 

Name/ign: AniJan
Job Applying for: Bodyguard
Why you deserve it: Em strong
On a scale of one to ten how well can you dance: 9

 

Nice quote AniJan

 

Is that an insult or a compliment or a statement

 

Name/ign: xX_Combo_Xx
Job Applying for: Bodyguard
Why you deserve it: Cause Im Sexy
On a scale of one to ten how well can you dance: 20 Ez

 

20/10=2
2/10 for you right?

 

Don't go back to your old self please.

 

you sound like quagmire lol

 

Wait a fucking strip club on this server fuck this server I hope everyone who thinks this is cool will get a rock knocking sense into these idiots online stripclubs filthy perverted anime has fucked your mind real bad haven't it.

Btw I am applying for the dude that burns down the place and sets up a large blocky funeral pyre of the people who thinks this stuff is funny jk I will be the um junior janitors assistant junior janitor

 

Lolol. Chill, you're acting like a cry baby over a pixel game. None of this is real, so calm down ya cry baby.(going back to none of this is real, just have some fun man, take some blunt, and watch a dank meme or 2, you aren't you when you don't have blunt and dank memes )

 

Heh I realized that halfway through the writing that so I decided to add the janitor part at the end

 

What do you mean my old self? I'm still the same lmao. I just haven't bought it up as much anymore.

 

Minecraft stripclub

 

Na it's a compliment, I like the quote

 

Will only join if u add a twerker rank