HELP I AM BEING SOLD ON EBAY

The other day rn I found an auction on ebay it said "minecraft player ymybuddies he is not dat good at pvp but good fur absorbing arrows lmao" there are already 6 bids up to 2000 U.S dollars rn plz help

 

I have been exposed God dammit I was really looking forward fo' dat money

 

very funny and original
+1!

 

He's joking m8

 

Do they offer free postage and packaging?

 

I was sold for another soul and a broken neck

 

I was the packaging for something sold on ebay...

 

I thought u were bubble wrap

 

You're my bubble wrap

 

I'm my biggest fan :3

 

I'll take 'Stuff that never happened!' for 500.

 

Nope, only 200. This isn't big enough, like my dick

 

I'm selling mailboxes and potatoes on EBay.

 

Selling my dick on eBay, grills ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Sorry, I don't take fun sized.

 

Oh I'm not fun sized. My huge, throbbing hard lightsaber is bigger and taller than the twin towers combined ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"The other day right now"

???

 

Well damn, alright.

 

shh bby is ok

 

okey :x

 

Dat roast

 

what hard lightsaber, after 1 night with bin laden u didn't have a cock. he hit you harder than a plane flying into a building

 

What dick? I only see the puckered skin of the female race.

 

Yes, I will admit it, I am a female. And I would want to ride you any day

 

Dafaq

 

I sliced him in half with my lightsaber

That's how he died. I just didn't take credit for it.

 

u fuckhed should've got bush