Roast me

You know I need my daily dose of roasting no constructive rhetoric teaching me how to feel better is not allowed

 

Your username sounds like the name of 2 gay porn stars

 

it's a long story how I got this

 

have a very nice day

 

You smell

 

"YMyBuddies"
...you have friends?

 

You have enough extra chromosomes to make another child

 

You're an idiot.

 

stfu it's your

 

amazing mother that

 

You know if you had held up a roast me sign when you were still in your mothers womb during the ultra-sound you could have saved us a lot of time.

 

Aight get into the oven boi.

 

*You smell bad

.-. That's it?

Again long story how I got this usernams

 

*Username

xD

 

You're not being an idiot. Ergo, I have nothing against you at the moment. Rest assured, however, I don't like you.

 

He's defiantly gonna get ya ymy.

 

.—. k

 

I failed















Trying to understand your jokes because there soooooo bad idiot

 

I said get into the oven boi!

 

Defiantly

 

Definitely* jfc

 

I'm defiant of u

Defiantly

 

Yea you'll feel defiant but you'll look like an idiot.

 

You don't like anyone. Ergo, empty statement.

 

However he's a misanthrope, meaning that at best he feels disdain towards humans and humanity. At worst, downright hatred. Tips the scales in the favour of dislike, unless you're non-human.

 

Well that escalated quickly

 

Don't mistake someone who likes personal conflict for someone who is intelligent

 

"People are only good just to make themselves feel good" ~ Mlgprogamer123 he uses this philosophy to be a bad person

 

Thing is, almost everyone I know is an idiot. So it still fits for pretty much everyone.

There's an evolutionary imperative as to why we only give a damn about ourselves and our family. If we loved everyone, we couldn't function.

 

Yes. I murder people everyday and constantly commit crimes. You only make ad hominem posts against me because you don't like that I disagree with you. Not everything goes your way.

Maybe if there weren't so many idiots like you in the world, there wouldn't be so much conflict. It's not even personal conflict in the first place. It's just conflict due to disagreement between to people/groups. If it was personal conflict, I'd be questioning myself, the things I do, etc. At least have the decency to use words correctly. Don't randomly throw them around in an attempt to make your statement sound better.

 

there's a reason there should only be one ymabuddies because if there were 2 ymabuddies, they wouldn't stop butt fucking each other

 

He doesn't necessarily use this to justify people being immoral, he simply doesn't use common courtesy towards others. He's not mean, he's just not kind - which comes across as mean due to the normality of kind gestures. Like robots.

@MLGProGamer123

 

You probably saw some random little kid onine being stupid keep in mind kids are not known for there eloquence and intelligence and will grow up.

 

Not only does that not make sense, it's a really desperate thing to say. Probably?

Also, are you calling yourself a kid?

 

ur a waste of sperm.





I JK PLS NO KILL

 

Personally, most adults I know are irrational as shit, and if you question them will get defensive and rather angry.
Contradictory to your statement, some of the most level headed people I know are online, and are far better conversation then 'real' people.

 

You look like a kitchen appliance.

 

than* D:

 

Ik am proving a point.
*Ahem*
I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn then you are.

 

No

 

tell that to this kid-

 

Wow.

 

Dammit can't play the video

 

As the philosopher Jagger once said, you can't always get what you want.

 

A teen told a kid to dump milk on his router to fix it on Skype, and then the kid got disconnected. :3

 

Your bitch ass so ugly your mom got fined for littering when she dropped you off at school

 

When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctor slapped your mother.

 

'We have rectal bleeding.'
'What, all three of you?'

 

Boi

 

You look like the lovechild of a vegetable and an unpopular celebrity.

(I'm just guessing here)

 

I hope you do a Kurt Cobain, you shitty usernamed fuck.

 

Keep these coming along, they are getting better