Detention

Discussion in 'General chat' started by xExoticWeiner, May 18, 2016.

  1. xExoticWeiner

    xExoticWeiner Seahawks got this next year

    Ok so I threw a fart bomb under a table during lunch and got detention, how do I make detention go by fast
     
  2. Basilbac

    Basilbac Skyblock King

    Show up, 5 minutes in, make yourself gag and yell out to the monitor 'I need to go to the bathroom I'm about to barf' run out and go home
     
  3. lluigi

    lluigi Dancer

    dont go
     
  4. xExoticWeiner

    xExoticWeiner Seahawks got this next year

    K good tip lol, it was worth throwing fart bombs under the girls table
     
  5. vsteelcityv

    vsteelcityv Former Skyblock Staff

    Detention lol... we could fight in the high school I went to and nothing would happen really
     
  6. ymybuddies

    ymybuddies "New" member

    Tutorial on how to make fart bomb
     
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  7. xExoticWeiner

    xExoticWeiner Seahawks got this next year

    I bought them
     
  8. Lordnelson

    Lordnelson Nope

    Just sleep
     
  9. ymybuddies

    ymybuddies "New" member

    Tutorial on how to convince your parants?
     
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  10. xExoticWeiner

    xExoticWeiner Seahawks got this next year

    .-. Just order them with a prepaid card
     
  11. lookcook

    lookcook New Member

    What... There are no stores close to me that sell that lol

    Edit: you get it online? But Idc xD
     
  12. Revelutionz

    Revelutionz That one dutch guy

    I used to do that

    Its costs only 0.50 eurocents so
     
  13. lluigi

    lluigi Dancer

    Hah euros gross
     
  14. Revelutionz

    Revelutionz That one dutch guy

    Worth more then dollars
     
  15. Stealthyyyy

    Stealthyyyy The God of Stealth

    I've never been to detention before.
     
  16. MLGProGamer123

    MLGProGamer123 Viva La Vida

    Wtf lmao. Why would you need your parents' consent to buy a fart bomb? It's just a fart bomb, unless you have extremely strict parents.
     
  17. Lexilou11

    Lexilou11 New Member

    try making a suspension go by fast...
     
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  18. leapster

    leapster Hu3

    I got suspended for throwing my sperm all over my teachers desk
     
  19. Lexilou11

    Lexilou11 New Member

    bro that's not even bad
     
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  20. ymybuddies

    ymybuddies "New" member

    Well I don't have a job because i am too young and why would parants anyone's parants get a fart bomb.
     
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  21. MLGProGamer123

    MLGProGamer123 Viva La Vida

    Parents* jeez

    It's a prank toy, it's not contraband.
     
  22. sr950

    sr950 We are totally boned now.

    Detention for throwing a fart bomb?
    My mates and I use to throw flour and water bombs on the school bus in the summer. Fuck me those were some crazy times back then.

    Anyway, what did you expect your teachers to do when you threw the bomb? Pat you on the back? Congratulate you? You were asking for it dude.
     
  23. lookcook

    lookcook New Member

    water bombs are harmless if you don't get anyone wet sooooooo

    Also I've never heard of a flour bomb xD
     
  24. Lordnelson

    Lordnelson Nope

    Done the water balloon. Never knew about it.
     
  25. sr950

    sr950 We are totally boned now.

    You throw a bag of flour at a person or object. Not only will that shit go everywhere, but it also clings to what ever has any moisture on it. Thats why you have the water bombs. Its one hell of a combination.
     
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  26. ymybuddies

    ymybuddies "New" member

    My parants don't usually see these prank items as something worth buying.

    One kid popped a milk carton at my school and the police got involved and everyone else is talking about water balloons and stink bombs. Damn the teachers where lenient back then.
     
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  27. xExoticWeiner

    xExoticWeiner Seahawks got this next year

    I'm only 13 and I got them... If that's what u meant
     
  28. Revelutionz

    Revelutionz That one dutch guy

    We used firework bombs to break open lockers

    And they only told us to not do that again
     
  29. ymybuddies

    ymybuddies "New" member

    O,o
     
  30. Lordnelson

    Lordnelson Nope

    Then u are some lucky bum hole.
    We got a version of jimmy savile for our head teacher. Walks into rooms and stair and smiles at kids and when someone gets asked to go down to his office. We always question what he does... yet to find out.

    What person bans the teachers christmas play for the kids.

    Forgot to mention about the 1 teacher who refers to kids for everything.
     
  31. leapster

    leapster Hu3

    How bout blowing vape all over my teachers testicles
     
  32. lluigi

    lluigi Dancer

    Classic!
     
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  33. No one gives a shit.
     
  34. Lordnelson

    Lordnelson Nope

    Nah. Somehow kids do that in pe changing rooms and set the alarm off
    FK BIOLOGY

    Plus what teacher would allow someone to do that.
     
  35. leapster

    leapster Hu3

    I would
     
  36. Lordnelson

    Lordnelson Nope

  37. cdennis02

    cdennis02 Forums Addict/OmegaAso

    6 kids at my school got suspended for vaping in the bathroom one caught with weed in his locker xD
     

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