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@Yum44 70alerts now

 

Lawl prob 100 by now but I checked them all in the last 30 mins

 

The max I got was 21 lmao.

I don't go on the forums too much so I guess it's expected

 

Lucky you didnt join @Katniverse 's convo lol

 

Hot dammit...

I am sexy in that cop car

 

Most i got was like.. 4..

 

So true

 

Most I got was 59.. But I always check forums within 24 hours if I waited I could probably get around 100.. Replying to every thread with something witty and likable lel

 

I check every hour so it's like 20

 

wow i actually screen'd it
http://gyazo.com/b164ac4e61fd939ebd556b06f8719b7f

 

I got 69 in 4 hours lol

 

I get like 4 in 2days

 

If u had individual alerts you'd have like 10000 from that jello thread ;-;

 

Idk how to do that so xD

 

me neither.-.

 

most i got was 33

 

I got about 200 alerts in one day on another server because someone like spammed me

 

Doesnt count

 

Most i had was like 117

 

I already knew your tricks XD

 

I don't always get alerts, but alert me if something bad is happening, or just @ me

 

@Cops detective harrison tried to rape me this morning, what do i do?

 

We all know only CheeseQuacks says Hot dammit.... rockin' the alts I see.

 

"Cops" In All theatres August 30

 

Oh thats normal

 

are..are you sure?

 

Sir you must not get out much, Hot damnit is a common saying. Shoot it says it in the song...

 

117 +2 = 119....119 backwords is 911............ Sir please stand down we have reason to belive you are a terrorist

 

Still, nobody says Hot Dammit but CheeseQuacks :3
HAI CHEESE

 

And rev is 2 years old :O

 

You are involved with this man? i have to ask you to stand down also sir.

 

Naw I just know that he is 2 years old. Also, hello Bigtea

 

Sir i am afraid you have the wrong forum member.

 

Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to stop impersonating a former alliance of selected intellectuals who have skill in the combat and protective arts. Stand down

 

and you call yourself american.

 

The CIA is American. Maybe im apart of it >;3

 

i can check your records "Mr.Jonny"

 

Congrats you found out my name.

 

i know everybody's name, its my job.

 

What's my name? Bitch

 

Matthew Curran. and watch what you say my fellow forum user

 

Well shit, I really hope that you got my name from my mod app..

 

what mod app....

 

I'm not even an American citizen how would you have been able to get my name straight away?

 

we get info from all minor companys such as the fbi,cops,csi and many more. we know everything

 

What is my Hamsters name? Bitch

 

Tell me why any protection company would give 2 shits about your hamster. thank you

 

Because you said you know everything. Don't care if you are trying to be professional by using expressions poorly, but you were still wrong...I prefer @Cops to protect me thx.

 

we could take down @Cops in a second

 

One day I will take down the entire CIA, can't wait.

 

why do you have a problem with us sir?

 

You think you are powerful when in reality you are just a bunch of conformant imbeciles.

 

I'm 16 so get rekt

 

17 in under 4 weeks, and in my country 16 means an adult..and if it doesn't then f*ck the government.

 

all these fuckin softeys thinking their tuff. WE ARE TOUGH

 

fuck da police

 

Of course the army is tough..

 

... You are kidding sir, I have no clue who cheese is... "Common expression" :/

 

Why don't worry sir I can protect you... *Pulls gun out shoots balls off*

 

Its not actually me. Yonda can prove that.

 

;-;

 

Oh yes I've heard of that company, "cops"

 

Thats because CIA is an impersonator, sorry bigtea.

 

Why hello cheese, everyone seems to talk about you.

 

watch what you say my kind sir, we are highly smart and can take you down.

 

sorry sir

 

you are forgiven

 

69 alerts, 69 messages.

 

You looked at my message?

 

Crap, looks like you beat me to it xD

Looked at the "New Posts" page and thought I was original ;-;

 

Down low, TOO SLOW son! xD

 

D:

 

How does one even get that many alerts? The most I've gotten is 14 lol.

 

Thats because I'm amazing.

 

No @Detective Carl Harrison is

 

I AM DETECTIVE CARL HARRISON BOW BEFORE ME

 

*tips fedora*

 

I got 99+ Before when I went on holiday for a week with no internet...
Also I had like 80 vids in my sub box

 

*sarcastic* :O naah?

 

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