Hello children

Hello children, I am back if anyone knows any good doughnut places please tell me or alert @Detective Carl Harrison we will both be glad to get our hands on a nice doughnut.
And if any DDoS programs continue to take place alert me or @FBI or @C.I.A. We will take harsh actions, continue with your day citizens.

 

@Detective Carl Harrison
I pooled my pants ; (

 

Well kind sir, I guess you can wipe your ass and or get new pants

 

Thank you officer!

 

No sir, thank you citizen

 

Are you guys here to learn us how to make bread?

 

Ur welcome

 

Wtf

 

What i want to know

 

Thats a beautifull piece of bread but i asked how to make them and maybe you can learn me to

 

These accounts r just annoying. Can't wait for Yonda to IP track you.

 

Sir I kindly ask you to google that shit

 

Sir if you don't like my face kindly don't look at it

 

its hard not to look at your face when its the only thing on my screen.

 

But pls officer. Cant you just tell me how the BAKE A FKING BREAD (srry for ny language i fna)

 

Umm, of course sir,

 

Lel

 

UMG THANK YOU SO MUCH SIR i just crafted my bread irl

This is what it looks like


Life lesson: bake bread. Dont craft it.

 

Stick to something made, sir

 

@Cops my cat raped my dad what do I do?????

 

Piss on him and put a shitting bag over his head citizen.

 

Um officer. Decetive Carl Harrison is dead.

 

@Cops my girlfriend got kidnapped what do i do???

 

Umm get a new one. Don't worry @Cops I got this one covered

 

Okay,

 

Cops i raped a girl whithout condoom what can i do :0

 

you raped herobrines sister lmao

 

That was the girl

 

yep lol

 

Fuck her right in the p- oh she got kidnapped huh... Why you asking me go to @FBI or somethin

 

Sir, you are not a cop let us handle this.

 

Well I shoulf arrest you for rape but what do I look like, a cop? Ha son gtfo of there and go to bahamas

 

Well accually I'm a police cadet they sent me here to practise and stuff.

 

Thanks for the good advise dad

 

@Cops I did shit and when I flush it won't ģo down what do I do?

 

FLUSH HARDER

 

IT WORKED

 

I love your new hairstyle cop

 

The 'do's rad isn't it?

 

Your welcome son

 

Stick your fuckin hand down the toilet and shove it as hard as you can, if it works please tell me and I will go get a lottery ticket.

 

Why thank you for noticing. I polished it last night.

 

Step 1. Get bread ingredients
Step 2. Place bread ingredients in breadmaker
Step 3. Turn on breadmaker and wait
Step 4. Take bread out of breadmaker when breadmaker emits a ping noise.

 

Buut MoMmmmm

 

@Cops I'm being chased by a piece of shit it's out to get me I'm going to die...... ahhahahah it's eating me help!?!??!?!

 

@Cops shoot it with Ur gun! !!

 

Cops is cheesequacks and cops eat ducks with cheese (GET IT!?! GET THE JOKE?!? Naw probrably not :3)

 

Ikr

 

I can assure you I am not cheese, he admited.

 

Thats a shitty situation sir.

 

Hi cheese your cheese

 

Very well said, but you could of just said 3 across the crafting table

 

#fakdacopshatersbehatindacopscantdoanythingihavetoomuchswagthattheycanhandleandifyoucanreadallthewaythrough,youarenotacop


@Revelutions

 

please refrain from using shittingly large hashtags sir...

 

Siruwotm8

Uwantshum?

 

1v1 me irl i can rekt you i only need to poop on ur lawn and you will die in a matter of seconds cop :3

 

OMG A CHINESE

 

We can just bomb you... Bigtea...

 

Its an ambush son, GET THE FUCK DOWN! SONHAVE THIS GUN *PEW* *PEW* *PEW*

 

WUT a chinese who speaks english MINDBLOWN

 

OMG @Cops he shot me the Korean guy shot my balls ahhahahah the pain!!! Help

 

lol police dont have guns

 

Ye dey du..

 

He is English m69

 

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