Australians

So before I start this I wanna just say that people are so oblivious to our culture.
Like we have the cricket and the chilli and the foolsball.
Now I dont want some sterotypical responses here but what does an Australian say?
So many people dont know

 

All of them are pretty Aussie, but I always hear/say
'was crook/or as crook as a dog'
I guess crook was listed but still... ._.

 

Like Im aussie and I barely say any of this but nope we say it all the time apparently.

 

I'm Aussie as well, I don't slang words all the time, but I do say g'day and Barbie and stuff like that.
It might depend on how much you embrace Aussie 'culture' but that's just a reach at best.

 

Got some shrimp on the Barbie m8

 

Yeah Cricket really is English.

 

G'day Mate classic sterotype

 

Kangaroo.

 

No.

 

? Their favourite word is no?

 

Just no to australians

 

Aussies are the best at everything ever done ever.

 

Jut cause were tanned and blonde.

 

Ray Sis

 

I can't be racist to my own culture and go to the Gold Coast.........

 

Who?

 

Debatable.

 

No Brits are :3

 

You lost the war with the Americans.

 

So we won like every other war we ever fought in.

 

No, Yonda just dislikes Australians in general.










Can't imagine why. ._.

 

No, it's just at that point Britain controlled a quarter of the globe and still lost.
And you lost the ashes so ha!

 

Oh wait! Battle of Hastings.

 

Ya our cricket team sucks.

 

We won at waterloo.

 

Well technically white americans are britons.. :/

 

With the help of... 3 other countries.

 

Europeans who became stupid.

 

So technically Britain tried to commit mass genocide on its own population. O_O

 

We won at Plassey.

 

Well the betrayers, or outcasts you might call it

 

*traitors

 

In my defence it is 12:26 am ;-;

 

same for me

 

It's 7:30 for me. You don't get an excuse anymore.

 

How long ya been up?

 

So we have won every war with the help of the Americans we beat Japan. Also we had don bradman best cricket player ever.

 

And were conquered by the Romans, Anglo Saxons, Vikings, etc etc...

 

Australia vs British

 

a few hours, not to long.

 

We're the Anglo- Saxons tho

 

That's because when the Norwegians conquered you they started interbreeding. Your not Anglo-Saxons from the very start.

 

Ya, but Im not really descended form England.

 

That's true although the inbreds bred a pure race then.

 

Then what ancestry are you descended from?
If its anglo-Saxons... O_O

 

Exactly.

 

Its not anglo _ saxon

 

*I'm

 

Pshhh, stereotypes.

 

I find it ironic how you're dating an Aussi but you also hate them :3

 

perhaps

 

Well all full Australians then are technically British from the first fleet.

 

Yep the prisoners :3

 

Shh I descended from that. My relative was sent to Australia for tweaking a chicken.

 

Thats a really a stupid reason to got to prison.

 

In tweaking I mean cutting off both breast so he could eat for the week.

 

That makes more sense.

 

Plot twist! xD

 

She's half australian.

 

G'day mate is a big one, I know from experience from some others

 

Just because she lives in Australia doesn't mean she is Australian.

 

mai gawd

 

Americans are best at being lazy ;p

 

Funny thing is, the USA isn't on the top 10 laziest countries. UK is though :/

 

Well sterotypes again i guess.

 

we don't call them freeken shrimp!!!

 

We call them prawns but the stereotype is shrimp.

 

Actually, full Australians would be the aboriginals wouldn't they?

 

I guess so but I meant full imigrated Australians.

 

Ah ok. Point taken.

 

I speak dutch
@Katniverse does 2 (im teaching her)

 

I cans speak Japanese.

 

I can speak france spanish germam (little) english dutch

 

Do you know double Dutch? ;3

 

Na?

 

It's basically one of those 'secret' languages like pig Latin, etc.

 

iay maay urittobay

 

Is a lot of secret Languages Like Illuminati have their own apparently and shiz.

 

Me too. Ik ben Nl

 

Poop
That's all I say when I'm in the bathroom... Wait wat

 

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You should be a comedian

 

I should be a comedian

 

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