Detective Carl Harrison

No

Not at all. You need to go to grammar rehabilitation.

Step 1: Go to school.

This is just completely unacceptable. And I will not bother correcting it, as you're just doing it to annoy me. Its not working by the way.

Arrest me, Detective!

To my great disappointment, that is physically impossible.

*Sorry

No kidding.

@Whiteg1122 you forgot the period at the end of "RUDE".

I object, I am not overly rich, or well off. This job pays only $20 an hour.

Detective Carl Harrison is obviously some kid who likes trolling people.

By some kid who likes trolling people, you obviously mean mature 24 year old man, who enjoys making peoples life better, or sometimes just more grammatically correct.

24? Your profile says 33.

Why don't you hang your self first.

Why would anyone comment suicide over grammar you illiterate young whipersnapper.

He is a turtle quack

It were intentional

As a deputy, I am not allowed to share your joke. :(

:c

I was brought here to the lands of imperfect grammar through good will and a kind heart.

-_-

lol minion xD

The term grammar nazi refers to a person who corrects imperfect grammar to perfect grammar. To associate it with nazi is associating nazi with precision, which is usually associated with German people, so instead of saying grammar nazi, you could say a grammar stereotypical German person.

K

I love you cheese

ily jerzy

Thank you kind sir. Unfortunately you have misspelled Damn and forgotten a .

*and forgotten n.

Yum who tf is this guy ask yonda to ip track him to find the real person

Or maybe its me >:P

Both of these people are grammar nazis <·>

Thank you, you are no doubt a kind heart.

wow now I hate u even more

Go away

please gtfo