Random Questions Game!

Ask a stupid question, then get a stupid answer!

why is the sun green?

 

because i am blue
why do dogs bark?

 

Cause their normal subwoofers dont make their sound clear enough. GEDDIT

 

yum question?

 

Albert Einstein's theory of relativity induced the production of what brand of eggs?

 

egg lands best egg "the better egg"
lol
what kind of soda is the closest to be as corrosive on teeth as battery acid is on teeth

 

coca dew
what if a turtle ate a jelly bean?

 

they would fly on a rainbow
why do pigs eat carrots

 

they eat cheese whiz
why do cows smell like ink

 

they get milked a lot
why is jello squishy

 

cuz obama said so
why is are yellow not = green

 

Cuz I'm god.
Why does duck quack?

 

This. Is. The. Best. Thread. I've. Seen. So. Far.

 

Question?

 

Why is pizza good?

 

Coz plank bad

Who is?

 

potato
why is my bogers red

 

Coz its spelt boogers.

Strange man went where?

 

Strange man went where?[/quote]
To the basement.

Why is evravon30 such a tank?

 

It's only his right arm and because he doesn't have a girlfriend.

What do you put in a toaster? :3

 

Whales.

Is school bad?

 

Is that even a question?


Why do strawberry's smell of kiwis?

 

why do brown cows eat green grass and make white milk?

 

Brown + green = white learn the friggin colour alphabet idiot...


What is my real life name?

 

Tshabalaba


Why are pigs green?

 

Your real life name is asshole cause your a fuqing jerk

 

Answer the right question pls <\3

 

i did, and i hate you now

 

my condoms

Why is Obama secretly lesbian

 

because pigs are purple.

why do i look so damn good?

 

Because I am your father



Why is snow pink?

 

cuase jesus pees pink and not yellow.

why do haters hate?

 

Screw you

Why do lovers love?

 

love you

why does yum look like poo

 

He doesn't. You're looking into a mirror.

When did earth die?

 

Yesterday.

Why is Skywars not part of the dictionary?

 

because its crap

why do i even play this game?

 

Because your bad

Why is my skin looking so fresh?

 

Cake lotion.
Who made smiley face?

 

your mother and myself late one night.

why do cheese balls eat baby godzillas?

 

King Kong
Why do bees honey?

 

the bees caramel
why is my face green

 

Cause it got crushed
Why is rose red?

 

because you replyed 2 fast
why i fart out my nose

 

why are so smart yum?

 

sausages
by do butts fart

 

Waffles
Why is minecraft fun?

 

because i like cheese
why do i say lol a lot

 

Because your mouth got addicted to forming the o
Why are my pants on fire?

 

because you lie
why does buttpiaracy smell

 

beacause purple pancakes dont fit on a roof
why is there 35 apples in a dogs mouth?

 

Because he is homopathic

Why do Lions poo on pancakes?

 

Cuz apples are orange

Why do i love Yum?

 

Cuz I love you too <3

Why do?

 

cus oranges arent purple

why is vanilla a mix between red and glue?

 

Cos Glue smells nice (I do not encourage sniffing glue)

Why are red roses black?

 

beacause purple was to light

why does bananas pee apples?

 

Because they are gangsters

Why are slimes white?

 

beacause red is to mainstream

why are purple pancakes all squishy?

 

Because i ate them all

Why is watching tv so hard when your eyes closed?

 

Because you are swimming in a pool


Why do people kiss pillows

 

beacause they are seducing

why is hockey a soft sport?

 

Because you cant normally die from it


Why i do like this server so much?

 

I started forum games!
Feel so special

 

beacause u just got demoted from player to mod


why are apples actually oranges?

 

Because your fat
Why doesn't anyone just stfu

 

because this game is awesome!


why do ducks fart?

 

beacause they cant hold it in

why are monkeys so lazy

 

Because the ate hamburgers

Why is the toilet a demon?

 

beacause it had to eat the poop from the monkeys

why are seels so obsessed with purple poop?

 

because the aliens feed them buttons

why are zombies so cute?

 

Because they ate hello kitty

Why do birds play Minecraft?

 

because the used drugs

why a chickens so dumb

 

Because they fart in a teachers mouth

Why do carpets smell like grass

 

because toilet paper is made from stone


why is destroying your pc so hard?

 

beacause u are using platinum pancakes


why do bananas smell like cleaned poop?

 

because they arent vegatables


why i like this forum game

 

Because Aliens obtucted you

Why are Voodoo Puppets scary

 

why is jello green

 

I put jello in the toaster

Why is water blue

 

Because blue lizards made it blue

Why do pencils want to kill humans

 

beacause its actually a mix between red purple and rainbow


why is my toaster in my fridge?

 

because it its yellow


why are lions purple?

 

beacause they were out of pink

why are grapes blue?

 

Because they have no toilets

Why are oranges explosive

 

They have an unusually high amount of swag in their loins.

Can you describe me in one word?

 

cookies!

why cant a potato walk

 

because it died 3 years ago

how do i find my swag?

 

ask the easterbunny to slab you and then you will find it

why is everything in inecraft a circle?

 

peanut butter

 

Because your Dick doesnt want to her fried

 

beacause people likes purple donuts

why are headsets so 100m high?

 

Because they dont know the alphabet

Whats 2+2?

 

a piece of salami

what do you wipe your ass with?

 

Jonny_503

Wat?

 

does the fox say


is Sweden a real island?

 

Its a vulcano

Why is ice so hot

 

beacause it said so


why is ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC such a good hockey player?

 

Because caps has the be off

Why is my pc not starting

 

beacause it is actually started already


why do i spend so much time thinking of what question i should make?