What most people don't know about Skywars

Well, if you didn't know, if you don't have a weapon, you have a %100 chance of getting wood and stone, so make a stone sword you derp.

Also, some people get knocked off there island with peoples snowballs, just create a water source!

 

That second one... I don't think it's as big a secret as you think

 

<3 for noobs

 

What most people don't know about christiancessna. He spammed goranwoo's account.

 

Actually, sometimes you get wood and no stone or vice versa

 

No, it isn't a 100% chance for wood and stone, I've not gotten one or the other and no weapons in games before

 

What? Ooh, thx for the advice!

 

@MaroonSpectre can you just stop with that? It's over, okay?

 

I'll stop if you delete ALL of those messages. You use your time to make them, you use your time to delete them.

 

mom? .

 

Not really

 

Why don't I?

 

I feel bad for the current crop of conformants, never mind the aspiring crop. #random

 

1. Your not a girl
2. Your barely on skywars
3. You spammed goran's wall
4. Nobody really even knows you on skywars

 

1. Ok, True True
2. Internet problems, and I barely chat when I'm on
3. Overreacted, but true
4. I play, I don't talk, I focus.

 

Well when your a mod you have to talk and interact with the community...

 

You people need to focus to win? I just half-ass yolo it and the end result might be 13 points. #tryingtolightenthemood #notworking

 

Ive gotten only stone on the 1 chest maps many times.

 

My strat Is grab the weapon and blocks and build to the other base rhe whole time. 50% of the time I get snowballed, 10% I lose a pvp, and the other 40 is a 20+ pt win lol.

 

I just take an apathetic view on it, as I do with everything :3

 

I beet yuh eni dai ked

 

That is the first thing on this here forums I have not understood, and we have a wild @Revelutions roaming about the place

 

Its prettymuch making fun of texting and english, by spelling things wrong on purpose, exactly how They sound

Liek wi du yew heff tew maek fun uv meh bed grimr i crei

 

Oh wow I actually understand now lel

 

Mi gul ez fur thu layngwidg tew becum wel non on dis survr en evriwun wil uz It.

 

I'm scared. Mommy?

 

I tawt yur mum duh layngwidg tew.

 

K im done now lol

 

Thank you Jesus, my Heart was giving in :L

 

U smell

 

me listen to hardcore dubstep and win all days.

Just listen to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7gdkw-CKQQ and you win hardcore

 

Simple, play in the morning, You always get wood in the morning....

 

Apparently guys are 'more up for it' in mornings. The joys of Reddit.

 

I totally don't watch porn in the morning, nope not at all

 

What is wrong with you?

 

Don't lie. You have a great internet.