So Sloww msged me on Skype and said wanna do a speed uhc? I agreeded and we did the normal uhc stuff until we found names in the ravine. So then Sloww jumps down as soon as Pvp was enabled and he got both of them down to like 3 hearts. He never told me you don't take fall damage. So I did finally jump and ks'ed Sloww. Then deathmatch started and we saw a team. I got raped in the water and Sloww was still alive. I knew he had an advantage because he could whale call. So he took on the 2 team and he got cleaned up by another scrub. The next uhc nothing speshil happened until deathmatch. So we crossed a small body of water and found a team. Well apparently I went in alone. I realized I had made a huge mistake, we had crossed a body of water. And Sloww was whale calling while I was getting 2 somed. Luckily the team was trash at fns(flint and steel) so they ended up setting themselves on fire and finnaly Sloww came in and we killed both. I was at 3 hearts because I walked into my own fns. so Sloww watched as I crafted the golden apples. And then I got sniped to death while crafting. Well Sloww lost all chill. (there was a link here but it's gone due to sloww's request <333 http://gyazo.com/c7bcc34e38c4760c662c50734ffbc68e) Well on the 3rd uhc all of the teams except three including us were killed by skeletons with aimbot and zombies with kill aura or they were just outpotted by lava. So one of the final teams were killed by the other one. Sloww killed one guy and he wanted to 1v1 the other. As soon as he asks the other person to 1v1 she says ok and immediately starts attacking Sloww while he's typing. So I started to attack the dude and we killed him and won¡!1!2!1!3!5!1!2!!4!!2!!2!2!2!3!! If your wondering what the point of this thread is. I'm better at osu than sloww.
i legit went full squeaker mode laugh, i only do that when g_p and i are in a skype call doing random shit
You know what's even more hilarious? This is the guy http://gyazo.com/c7bcc34e38c4760c662c50734ffbc68e
