What all the cool kids be doing

Real name: Max
Age: 13
I'm Australian. ~yum44
My parents are divorced
I an really good at soccer,
I'm bisexual
My Accent is british according to some americans
I like Spag Heddy, Pegboard nerds, EH!DE, and every good song on monstercat.
I weigh 60 kilograms, exactly.
I am in 3rd form (year 9) And I'm the best at everything academic and most things sporty.
I'm the kinda guy with few friends but those few are really good ones
I'm actually ripped, abs and all.
I have restless leg syndrome.
I play the piano.
I'm half German.
I've never been drunk or high.

Yeah.

 

Why is everyone like "I'm single" coz ur gonna get some girl coming on the thread "ooooh me too lets get funky!" ?

>_>

but kewl chezcauks. u forgot to mention ur australian

 

Because everyone be showing their relationship status and such.

Also don't worry, editign it now <3

 

tyvm

 

Woah 60 Kilograms I only weigh 38...I'm also good at soccer and.. what does bisexual mean?

 

Sexually attracted to both men and women.

 

I'm bi aswell

 

Ah ty.

 

I said it bc I saw datti do it XDXD

 

lol

 

Nice facts...

 

38 kilograms?!?!?!
You know thats reaaaly reaaallly bad?
i way 77kilograms

 

Your 37 cm bigger

 

CheeseCakes so kool ;3

 

You're single? ooooh me too lets get funky!

 

I way 44 Kilos but i small :3

 

I way 52, but I'm not sure what small is in AusLand. :/

 

I weigh 60, pure muscle baby.

 

Small for 15 is like 40 every be heavy -_- im 54

 

I meant height.

 

wow, I think I might way more than you!

 

You weigh 60... I'm 30 xD. Exactly half.

 

I'm like 40+I've been working out with me Dad's exercises lately

 

Try'na get all da girls, aren't ya cheeky?

 

Trying to get a guy to Butt Fong you still, ain't you cheeky?
>;3

 

No, I show what I do to gain wait.

 

I got a door mounted chin up bar, after a month I went from skinny to buff

 

is dat really u in your profile pic m8?

 

I though you said you had a girl friend

 

Well, dunno if I said this or Nawt.. But I'm 136 lbs. (pounds) and I'm 15. Pretty average.

 

Weight depends on height not age.

 

I'm 5'10. Pretty skinny. XD

 

I come into this thread and see a bunch of people talking about kg and metric measurements...my poor American mind can't handle this

 

Simpleton. ^w^

 

Sucks to live on one of three nations that is too stupid to convert to metric measurements (the others are Liberia and Burma)

 

I'm like 4 foot 9 about 150cm+

 

^^^ ;-;

 

It's a joke boii ;3

 

You think I don't see a joke when it's butt fonging you right in the ass? Think again. >:3

 

Well would I actually want to recieve a physical 'butt fong' or do it someone I have never talked to or know face to face? :3

 

Well, from what I can see you would take a gender transitioner up the ass so everything is fair game for you.

 

Well would I actually do that? You got the wrong interpretation of me, as I said, it's a joke, I don't butt fong, conveying the fact that it's not what do in spare time; not my hobby at all if it were, then I'd simply state the truth, however, in this case I'm telling you that butt fonging is not what I do. Done .

 

Well, I must say you've been caught out by your own it's a joke line. And of course, elaborating into such detail is pointless, what do I care about your spare time and hobbies? Simply stating the truth is not an option I'm afraid.

 

Or just that we use different measurements when we weigh ourselves? I'm not going to go around wasting time to find out how much each of you weighs in pounds...

 

I'm from England and I have no idea what they're talking about

 

Pounds? :3

 

I wana make a love House with you

 

wait what's your height?

 

me too

 

150 cm

 

me too

 

I am 171 cm tall but I weight a lot, 118 kg to be exact. I am from the US so I am 5' 7.5" tall and weight 262 lbs. But man, I can lift.

 

How much can you lift?

 

I can lift my own weight (118 kg) and under, if I want to and am not tired more around 125 kg. Idk if that is a lot or not.

 

Holy shit nice, do you use a chin up bar or do you bench.

 

Bench and squat

 

118KG WTF Thats the size of a obese man or a professional athlete...

 

What's your height...?

 

Ask cayla how I look

 

171cm or 5'7.5"

 

woah 118 kg????? No man that i know weighs that much.

 

Nice, all I got is a chin up bar.

 

Lmao, send a pic

 

meh maybe, I dont enjoy taking photos cuz im bad at taking em