Hey so these forums are Skywars boring now. To bring a tad bit of enjoyment I thought I'd make a small competition. The competition is to whoever makes the best rap regarding a user who has already participated in this thread. Note: the first person to try will make one towards me. I'll take part in the rap later on but not just yet. Winner gets a account called Z3K. Anyhow, goodluck to all and BY THE WAY: this thread is made for fun purposes if you dont feel good at someone's rap towards you, just shoot me a pm and I'll talk to the other user.
I'm about to make a real rap now xD No, no. It's all wrong b come on really geez My raps are so cold you're gonna have to cover up your sleeves Rip boy, that's what will happen to you when Im done I'll end you quickly so I can enjoy a patty on a burger bun I grew up from the west side Now I got my dope rhymes My raps are as new as a 2015 dime Man fuck off, and drown yourself in a bath tub And run away from me when you find me on the server hub *Drops mic* Don't actually drown yourself tho
Your Spanish is shit, it sounds like you're just spittin' it's almost as bad as when you're just crittin but boy don't rap crap cause you're gonna get trapped you're not going anywhere you're just spillin' everywhere
Now that EeZeeke has met Eazy, we getting into full rap like Yeezy! Man your whale shit is bull, I can end you easily because Jace is 100% cool. Nigga your rapping against the lord and savior of rap Make a bad rhyme and he'll pop a cap. Boy you made a big mistake even though I started it This will be easy Im about to blow this bitch!
okay okay, looks like we're startin to get serious, but boy don't get so delirious. Your raps are alright, But they don't really bite. You're tryin' to stay in, but in reality you're just payin to stay in. you're raps aren't flame their more like shame boy don't even try you're about to get fried.
Alright g, I guess we gettin' real My raps go ballin' like Shaquille o' Neal Man here's the deal: It's not easy to win My raps are fresh like they came out of a recycling bin When I finish you I will make another R.I.P. Time to bring in hard rhymes like a GD or a Crip Boy you ain't lasting long, you get fucked easy like a woman's thong, you think your raps are all right, but really, it is not very tight. Now that I kept it real with you, now you know the deal with ya flu looking ass you ain't got the smooth moves When I said you can't beat me, perhaps I was right. My raps are amazing like Air Jordan gym shoes
well i was fifteen , i ws standin in line. couldnt wait couldnt fathom any talent in ryhme, i had to get mine , stranded in time was my rappin that i thought would never happen in time odds stacked to us attackin the hecklers wrekless i raped till you all had to respect us laid tracks, never ask for jack for my efforts cuz everything we do comes back to effect us. and as long as i got lungs ima say this , jace' gets no love cuz he embraces haters whenever played he does it for the faithless cuz all he cares for is favourites on somebodys playlist (le banta iz real)
Alright alright bro that was pretty good but man you're actin' like you're from the hood. This rap was alright you put up a fire but bro a 5 minute rap is more like crap you talk about me when you're out of the trees this games for adults not little kids hanging around in some trash cults. You say I don't last long but I lasted more than your 2$ bong. It's okay if you wanna give up, cause I really don't see you picking yourself up. fuck is this? Youre just spitting out sshit that makes no sense hence why your grammar is crap. You can't rap when half your words make it sound like you're mouth has a strap.
Maybe I am from the hood Don't make me laugh cause you can't get good Then after 10 minutes I finally found chicken scratch? Nigga I already baked a batch... ...of my HOMEMADE ROASTS! Boy this rap is extremely easy You show no effort since all your raps are very cheesy Man should I go soft on you? My rhymes cold as fuck I heard you say "achoo" But really, should I go, and wait until you surrender? My rhymes are extremely thick, your entire rap is practically slender! Man this was as easy as putting on an oven mit Guess what Sloww? ...Eazy does it.
(Im tryna imagin a beat or rythym or pattern to these raps but im not getting it.... hard to roast back with no flow) Well Im live as hell The secret to my living is one that time will tell. Yet you refuse to lay low and gave those that shuned you the means to hi-lo But cuz' When Im Live as hell, youll truly see theres a million others just like me who cuss like me who just dont give a fuck like me yeah , its all good till they dress like you and act like you and walk talk and think like you but if you can hump dead animals and antelopes i dont see any reason why you and another man cant elope.
You tryin to go soft since that's all you do? You have no rhythm no flow you're about hit the flo' boy don't start something you can't end I'm without ends my raps are great when I add some hate you're raps are tapes held up with tape. You're not from the hood you're done for good I'm 'bout to go saw som wood to get this trashy rap out of my hood. Now don't even try to catch up you can't even match me up you're to slow to low you can't even get a hoe bro just chill down there on the floor while I'm up here gettin bitches with my flow while you're down there gettin' stitches from my throw.
Wow you out some effort in this rap! I give you props for spellin like crap. You have more like you since there's no one who likes you you try and rap against me but you're just shutting your trap against me. Your rhymes are almost as bad as your moderator skills but nor no need to take some pills it's okay if you're nervous just chill and don't be pervious. Calm down and walk home because your raps taste like foam.
Oh you want to keep going huh? When I finish this and you have no response the crowd will be like "bruh" You forgot, you're rapping with one a forum member people fear. My raps are so sharp you can call em shears! Bitch I've always been getting hoe's, taking em down North ave. going all night with em and ditching them at Lowes Boy you are no where close to a bad ass but just some sad fuck talking about whale blow holes You, beating me? Hell no. Hey, I see someone sleeping in trash, his name is Sloww. I'm from the gangster city, you're from a dumpster filled with spoiled fruits and pies Man you know the truth? Your raps are all a lie
Hey you're putting more effort! But it's nothing better it's more lesser. People fear you because they hear you they see how you rap they see all the crap boy don't go down that road you're just gonna end up with a load. My raps are flam they put yours to shame you're raps have no game they sit with their lame. You wanna keep goin seems like it's snowin cause you're slowing down Bowing down because I'm more superior you're just back ther laying on my exterior. You think you're gettin better by you're just letting me grind past you while you're forgettin that you're lyin in the pasture.
Hey you're putting more effort! But it's nothing better it's more of the lesser. People fear you because they hear you be goin into rap boy they see all the crap boy. don't go down that road you're just gonna end up with a load. My raps are flam the make yours a sham you're raps have no game they sit there bein lame. You wanna keep goin seems like it's snowin cause you're slowing down Bowing down because I'm more superior you're just back ther laying on the exterior. You think you're gettin better by you're just letting me grind past you while you're forgettin that you're lyin in the pasture, cuz my ryhmes are faster. and im the master i just made it 2X as good and 2X more logical whuthoe
Okay bro, here's another rap so I can shut your trap. Here we go, your raps are trash you can't make any cash why you lyin'? Cause all I'm doin ' is pilin' all this cash. Your raps going bad their low they have bad flow, for gods sake you disrupt your own flow. Now I'm startin to go a bit easy because youer raps are becomin more cheesy mine are nice, faster than your mice, I have more flame than all your game. I get more hoes you was my clothes. How many more raps till you know all you're saying is crap? How many more of my rhymes, till I show your done. How many more words, till you see you're in third? How many more of my flames, till I put your lam game to shame till I put your rap behind in laps.
Yo tototototitioyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyooyoyoyoyoyyo it's my homie g from the hood I shoot guns for fun and smoke weed like little kids drink milk I also use a shoot gun to open milk cans for the grocery lady mhmm YEAH
Alright, I just need to go full storm on you. I'll end you like a lighting bolt from a god forsaken Pikachu. Your shit raps couldn't wait an entire night, I'm going to destroy you in an entire rap like a fist fight. Man some real shit is going to happen here Death is calling your name he is very near He lives through my raps as they end motherfuckers And lying in the back of a truck driven by a trucker My raps are practical knifes, ready to shank Beating you hard while smoking dank Man you really want to go off on me? Boy my raps float like a butterfly and sting like a bee. Because all your shit is old it's a practical joke You never have a change. Oke Doke? You fucking dumbass thinking I'm backing down, You're as talented as a mentally retarded circus clown You cannot slay he with two raps Man I got some sleep and I'm coming at you with comebacks. Ending me? You're fucking dreaming. You're raps are similar to a drunk man streaking! Oh I'm not done You thought you're about to see the sun? You're gonna love deez nuts at the end of this So you might as well give them a big kiss You, beating me? Nigga you stupid You gonna love my raps with my arrow shots like I'm Cupid How the fuck do you keep going on about it? Your mind is filled with nothing but dog shit Now that I'm keeping it real with you You understand why I'm too good and why you gotta snooze Found your corpse in a trash bag Was killed by Jace, and he killed that fag You think you're a nuclear weapon? You better watch where you're going and where you're steppin' It's pretty much over for you now! Ended you like a Minecraft cow
Argh! So I was washing me balls right? All of a sudden, a shark came out of nowhere! Chopped me balls off.
You're trying to out rap me, you're tryin to trap me, but bro you can't even lap me. Your raps are bad they are all sad. Your raps blow cause they have no flow. The fuck you talkin about in your raps? The hell you draggin on in your raps? Their slow their below they have no flow. Their trash they splash cause they all drop to the floor. Do you think you can out rap me? Bro you're about to get capped so stop with the fap and go have fun and just take a nap. Your raps blow, you're makin shit dough you fuckin hoe. Don't even try and go, cause I'm going way faster since I'm the master. You went full storm for that shifty rap I made earlier? Dayum you must be gettin bad, cause lad I barely even put effort in that, so how sad of you to go full storm. I guess I just have to form a worse style of rap. Since all your giving me is such bull crap, don't even try and pick yourself back up, you're too far down, too far in the ground. Sorry for the late reply, was at school. Anyhow I now have to go to caticism so, later.
lmao if a quiz is a quizzical what's a test ;3 omg this is some funny stuff here lads, someone is gonna say testicles and it'll be really funny until they get banned for being fat LMAO G_G DAV SUCKS AT CSGO
ye u r. You're attention seeking because you keep quoting me on two threads, when you could just leave it be.
you're the attention seeker, not me. stop trying to turn it around to make it seem like you're not and I am.
