How to make friends in America

True

 

Hey, that's my phone on the far left

 

Its Cause your white

 

I'm actually the opposite of white.

 

Are you actually ?

 

Yea. Want proof? :J

 

You seem racist in terms of stereotypes so i didn't think you were

 

I'm not racist...You referring to someone else?

 

not racist but stereotypical

 

I don't stereotype people. Do I assume Fadily is a DDoSer for life? No, he could be future president of The U.S.

CheeseQuacks scumbag for life? No, he could work for witness protection.

 

Nah man, Starbucks only work on white girls and I don't even have an IPhone, my parents do lol but funny postpost

 

true white girls and a lot of guys

 

Yaas, but I donot drink cofE cuz I get short n I wunza b tal like 6'9 Yaas

 

No, just no.

 

Yes, just yes.

 

Maybe, just maybe

 

u wot m8

 

No.

 

Maybe

 

K

 

L

 

Where?

 

No sir

 

*how to get laid.*

 

Ikr

 

Looks like some figured out how to work the troll post

 

M27

 

K

 

Q.Q

 

Welp, as they say, don't feed the trolls :-:

 

Q.Q I'm done.

 

:O
How could you!?

 

White girls*

 

Well there goes 5 minutes of my life I ain't gettin back.

 

Welcome to Mexico!

 

Don't be racist.

 

Thats not racist.

 

^this.

 

Ikr

 

That you do.

 

Feg

 

I luv robbin. He's bae

 

'oh he's black' or 'No, I'm white' ISNT RACIST OK? SAYING STUFF LIKE 'N****' IS RACIST OK? FOR GODS SAKE EVERYTHING IS NOW RACIST FOR EVERYONE.

 

caps

 

If someone thinks its racist then it is (if it offends them) so ...

 

Haha! Good joke!
You should become a comedian!

 

Nopey, you are wrong. Say I call you fat. That offends you right? BUT ITS NOT RACIST OK?

 

Its stereotypical not racist.

 

Nah, I think I might go for President.

 

President of Comedians

 

so what if you say somebody is an (inserts racist remark) and your not offended well who cares but what if you are offended i don't mean any insult i mean ones based on specific culture or race, also i think that you can't judge it on what 1 person thinks its very individual.

 

Wat do people need? Friends! And how to you buy friends? With money!

 

Are you 35 yet? x3

 

Maybe.

 

0.0 Everyone run! AAAHHH!

 

Denied. Humans dont need to be subjected to Transformers 24/7.

 

I like the movie series, but not that much :3 *cough cough LOTR cough cough*

 

I knew you would come around eventually. :3

Lies, you worship Bumblebee. ;-;

 

Nope. Not as much as you kiss the grounds of whoever is the main character of LOTR :8

 

There is no main character. :3
Sauron 4 Lyf bb. :3

 

I claim death. ;3

 

*Smeags dies* *Then is buried underneath Earth's core*

 

Technically, since earths core is in the very middle of the planet, you cant get beneath it...

On a side note, since Sauron is a necromancer, he had power over death. ;3

 

Inner core?

 

Counts as the same thing, since you just referred to it as the core, not inner or outer.

 

:-:

 

Doesn't work.

 

Just my luck... ;-;

 

Oh, he's too mainstream."
Well, that's what they do
When they get jealous, they confuse it
If you get this I love you.