I recommend seeing a doctor, as your condition can be fatal. As for you, death would restrain you from making that comment, therefore I conclude...
Hold it right there! It's actually spelt guerrilla. So suck on my fat one.
Possibly this was but a simple mistake, but the fact remains that simply saying "thx" does not suffice. Please use correct spelling, and refrain...
You are forgiven, as long as you use "." from now on.
As I said, I have arrived on these here forums to rid them of incorrect spelling and grammar. As for who I am, I am clearly Carl Harrison....
I feel I am standing in god's great beam of light, I am finally making progress in banishing the illiterates.
I like you, you have a kind heart. It's people like you whom I need to help me get through the torrent of abuse and also my high blood pressure...
My gosh. This is really quite a severe case of the ill-iterates (See what I did there.)
Correctly, the word which you are attempting to spell is spelt "Noob", but the mere mention of that word in reply to my wonderfully enlightening...
You sir are cranky. You should be thankful that someone is finally here to offer us salvation from the metaphorical wasteland of grammatical and...
Son you have a condition.
Hush child. You have no idea what I am capable of.
God dammit you are insanely illiterate.
Yes, that is the ultimate demise of this generation. Such is life. *sigh*
Excuse me for fulfilling my lawful duty to serve this forum.
Hey person who hasn't heard of "."
Oh woe is me, for the absence of capitals and full stops are a sure indicator of idiocy. I pity you. Love Carl.
Oh, I pity the poor dear who typed that message. The incorrectness and immature abbreviations are satanic signs of devil worshipping no doubt. I...
Young sir, your spelling attempt at the word "What" is absolutely blasphemous! Please improve! Love Carl.
I am new to these forums, joining after observing the unacceptable grammatical and spelling ignorance. Any offenders of the book of wisdom...
Separate names with a comma.