Hello if you can read this you will know. I am from the planet Lesadia and I have come to tell you humans a message! There is an attack incoming from my fellow relatives whom you call "Aliens" They are sending a rocket to your planet which will destroy it in milliseconds. Please send a few cookies to Mars and I will tell them not to send the rocket. Regards, Lesadia Member 301
I will need the flavor of chocolate chip for my fellow members. they are very hungry so we will need a batch of 82818 cookies. please deliver them as soon as possible, or as u humans say "ASAP" Best regards, Ur mom