[forum game] STORY TIME!

The rules are simple- we each say five words to make a story (Example, First User: Once upon a time there
Second User: was a duck who was
Third user: annoying and a closet brony). Rules: Only five words per post, no posts in a row by the same user, must be gramatically correct, must be interesting and must last post's words (For this post only quote the last five words). I'll start:

Once there was a guy

 

he owned a cardboard box

 

His name was xxx_SqUeaker2273826_Xxx sweg.

 

His leg broke off so

 

He went to the hospital.

 

The doctors said that he

 

Was a Zombie then he

 

proceeded to kill himself because

 

But then realize how that made no sense because he was the zombie, so he

 

Walked, Robbin walked in and

(Keep it 5 words or less please)

 

Noticed that

 

Killed all the zombies, then

 

Got diagnosed with Ebola then,

 

He walked to a swimming pool

 

Infected hundreds of people then,

 

An Eblola zombie apocalypse started

 

everyone died.

the end.

 

Lol yep.

 

Then @PukingRainbowz and @EA_Sharks were

 

Then they die again because they got demoted on SquadCraft

 

Then everyone comes back and Skarmick becomes the owner of Squadcraft

 

Then Robbin proceeded to

 

Walmart. He bought a game called Minecraft

 

He logged onto SquadCraft and applied for Mod

 

He didn't get if though :C


RIP 420-2069

 

Then skarmick let AJAIN become a mod

 

Robbin then

 

Became an admin

 

then got demoted then surge,

 

Surge then died and was

 

I was going to say Robbin murdered Ajain, but you could also say that.

 

Reincarnated as a gay unicorn

 

Ain't nobody can murder me, only if I get DDoSed xD

 

Well that was unexpected lol

 

*draws imaginary rainbow above head*

 

Pshh I can murder you L:

 

Yew wot m9!?

 

Do you mean like dis?

Spoiler: FOUL LANGUAGEE

 

Oi, I was gonna dew that xD

 

@EA_Sharks then takes control of SquadCraft

 

Yep I will murder you.

 

You read my mind

lol a gay unicorn would be much better at running a server than I would

 

Everyone then joins SquadCraft's Plug dj to dance the night away!

#Feesl (so I don't feel left out) ^_^

 

Not even close. @PukingRainbowz :')

 

Teach me the ways of the #feesl o wise one

 

Only the mighty @PukingRainbowz (puck) can

 

Teach you how to puke rainbows

 

There isn't anything to teach lol

 

Then gets slapped everyday for being different and dies the end

 

Then 1pro dies a painful death by fire going inside his eyes, behind them specifically, and burning the lids. He also drank bleach because he thought he was different and thought it was milk.

R.I.P
2015-2015

 

Bleach is good af and I don't drink milk

I like that story