Funny jokes

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  1. ForeverVengence

    ForeverVengence Hi there...

    ^^^^^^
    Mine is: i hate it when people ask for likes, like this so that people can see.
     
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  2. nickbball9

    nickbball9 [Bedrock] [Emerald] [Crafter]

    Yum is bad mod. Funny.

















    Jk ilysfm yum <3
     
  3. Yum44

    Yum44 Zlol13's brother

    There was once a bedrock who was good at Skywars. His name wasn't Deedster or Nickbball9
     
  4. DrPigu/Ryan

    DrPigu/Ryan www.steamcommunity.com/id/ryanA1

    Squadcraft.
     
  5. Sam is the MAN

    Sam is the MAN JRaptor77's godbrother

    Oldest joke ever
    Knock knock
    Who is there
    Doctor
    Doctor Who?
    You just said it!!
    Solo funny ikr
     
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  6. Datti123

    Datti123 Some Austrian,

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Your latest bag of nuclear dogshit brung by your intellectiual neighbour.
     
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  7. Poweredwind

    Poweredwind The old chocolate

    Why did chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaha.
     
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  8. Sam is the MAN

    Sam is the MAN JRaptor77's godbrother

    But what if he got run over before he crossed the road?
     
  9. MCSmelter

    MCSmelter The Maul Awakens

    My life.
     
  10. Ibzzz

    Ibzzz ...

    My love life
    Jk I got smeages mum xD
     
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  11. MCSmelter

    MCSmelter The Maul Awakens

    I thought His mum loved me? Fonging schlut
     
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  12. smeags

    smeags Intentionally Philosophical

    So THAT'S where she went last night... >.>
     
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  13. smeags

    smeags Intentionally Philosophical

    No, you don't have an imagination, so your -9000 ;)
     
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  14. Shadow

    Shadow Glongle

    Knock knock
    Who's there
    Will
    Will who
    WILL YOU SHUT THE FONG UP AND LET ME IN YOU MONG
     
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  15. Shadow

    Shadow Glongle

    The dyslexic man walked into the bra

    Dyslexics of the world, untie!

    A Scottish man, A Robot and Darth Vader walk into a restuarant, the waiter says 'Is this some sort of joke?'
     
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  16. Fruity17D

    Fruity17D FUN TIMEZ

    YUR MUM








    Best joke eva
     
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  17. Shadow

    Shadow Glongle

    A dyslexic's version ^^^
    @Yum44
     
  18. FireAnAntMan

    FireAnAntMan New Member

    But you're cheating on her.
     
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  19. Nyteo

    Nyteo quit because most of u suck serious ass

    @WillCraftHD_FTW I think they need you.
     
  20. Yonda

    Yonda Goodbye

    My joke: Your whole life.
     
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  21. TcWxFUSIONS

    TcWxFUSIONS Mostly known as Joey

    A man walked into a bar.
    Ouch.













































    Best joke ever :)
     
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  22. TheOrangePanda-Im2Good

    TheOrangePanda-Im2Good SkywarsPlayer

    EDUCATION SYSTEMS IN AMERICA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUCKING FUNNY
     
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  23. MLGProGamer123

    MLGProGamer123 Viva La Vida

    The difference between me and a calender? A calender has dates.

    [​IMG]
     
  24. Ibzzz

    Ibzzz ...

    Oh yeah, i have your mum
     
  25. Shadow

    Shadow Glongle

    Not aimed at Will btw.
     
  26. FireAnAntMan

    FireAnAntMan New Member

    You have everyone's mum. ;)
     
  27. Yonda

    Yonda Goodbye

    Joke: Your parents are proud of you
     
  28. Yum44

    Yum44 Zlol13's brother

    I think that joke just applies to you bruh
     
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  29. Yonda

    Yonda Goodbye

    Its true I cri q.q
     
  30. Yum44

    Yum44 Zlol13's brother

    <3
     
  31. Stealthyyyy

    Stealthyyyy The God of Stealth

    .

    ^^^ Funniest thing ever.
     
  32. Nyteo

    Nyteo quit because most of u suck serious ass

    Bruh, only I can say bruh.
     
  33. smeags

    smeags Intentionally Philosophical

    Bruh, please.
     
  34. Nyteo

    Nyteo quit because most of u suck serious ass

    Bruh stop. I brought that word to the forums first. Pls
     
  35. smeags

    smeags Intentionally Philosophical

    Well excuse me, bruh. I was saying bruh before it became mainstream. So once again, please.
     
  36. Nyteo

    Nyteo quit because most of u suck serious ass

    Bruh, I said it before it became mainstream. _20141011_174441.JPG
     
  37. DiamondDude

    DiamondDude New Member

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