This is a test I made called: general occupational aptitude test or goat for short. It is to see if a player is squadcraft material. Question 1: You get invited over for tea with your grandma and your grandma hands you a pistol and tells you to kill someone. She will give you a hefty reward what do you do? Question 2: You are on a plot survival server it is only you and a popular admin on. You see him griefing a house and he gives you several valuable items so you won't tell anyone what do you do? Question 3: you are stuck on a small remote island with someone you dislike what do you do? Question 4: you finally have your own gaming pc and you see your little brother playing on your account on squadcraft (He is an ok player) what do you do? Question 5: You decide it would be funny to play a prank on your sibling what do you do? Question 6: You are at school and you find a huge bag of candy you left in your backpack you won't be able to finish it what do you do? Question 7: Where would be the best place to pee? (Off a building maybe?) Question 8: you decide to play a prank on the server. You are a the server owner what kind of prank would it be? Question 9: A gigantic bearded person comes into your house and says you are a wizard what dafaq would you do. Question 10: what would be a good comeback to this roast "You are an idiot"
1: Ask for better weapon 2: I would tell someone with a higher rank that him. And throw the items away 3: I would try to avoid him 4: ask if I can get back on my computer 5: Jumpscare them 6: Sell it for that sweet sweet money 7: The fucking grand Canyon 8: find a hack that let's my have fake accounts with fake usernames and have usernames similar to other players. 9: Seems legit 10: I don't roast ;';
Question 1: You get invited over for tea with your grandma and your grandma hands you a pistol and tells you to kill someone. She will give you a hefty reward what do you do? Ask for more and if the old hag says no kill her and take it all. Question 2: You are on a plot survival server it is only you and a popular admin on. You see him griefing a house and he gives you several valuable items so you won't tell anyone what do you do? Tell someone lies are easily found out Question 3: you are stuck on a small remote island with someone you dislike what do you do? Turn up my music Question 4: you finally have your own gaming pc and you see your little brother playing on your account on squadcraft (He is an ok player) what do you do? Tell him that there are better servers out there but buy him his own account so I can use mine Question 5: You decide it would be funny to play a prank on your sibling what do you do? Bury them when they are sleeping... I mean uh... Question 6: You are at school and you find a huge bag of candy you left in your backpack you won't be able to finish it what do you do? Throw it away sugar eugh Question 7: Where would be the best place to pee? (Off a building maybe?) In space Question 8: you decide to play a prank on the server. You are a the server owner what kind of prank would it be? Give everyone top rank then temp ban for IRL scamming Question 9: A gigantic bearded person comes into your house and says you are a wizard what dafaq would you do. What else? offer him a cuppa brew Question 10: what would be a good comeback to this roast "You are an idiot" Just drink tea and relax
This is a test I made called: general occupational aptitude test or goat for short. It is to see if a player is squadcraft material. Question 1: You get invited over for tea with your grandma and your grandma hands you a pistol and tells you to kill someone. She will give you a hefty reward what do you do? I tell her nah- not gonna risk spending time in jail for her revenge on a random. Question 2: You are on a plot survival server it is only you and a popular admin on. You see him griefing a house and he gives you several valuable items so you won't tell anyone what do you do? Do nothing? let him defend himself if he gets called out for it xD Question 3: you are stuck on a small remote island with someone you dislike what do you do? If the island is super tiny and if we have low rations- kill him and use that as an excuse. Question 4: you finally have your own gaming pc and you see your little brother playing on your account on squadcraft (He is an ok player) what do you do? Change the password and take something from him as showing him how its like >.> Question 5: You decide it would be funny to play a prank on your sibling what do you do? JUST A PRANK BRO!!!! Question 6: You are at school and you find a huge bag of candy you left in your backpack you won't be able to finish it what do you do? Save it for tommorow? Question 7: Where would be the best place to pee? (Off a building maybe?) In the toilet, if you answer differently your fked up Question 8: you decide to play a prank on the server. You are a the server owner what kind of prank would it be? Make everyones skins mine, make armor stands that stalk them also have my head (invisible armor stands with heads) for the whole day. Question 9: A gigantic bearded person comes into your house and says you are a wizard what dafaq would you do. How did he get in ;o! I'd run and call the police that someone broke into my house. Question 10: what would be a good comeback to this roast "You are an idiot" KYS
BOOIII YOU BOTTA GET HIT WITH A FIREBALL FAM I ain't tryna diss you I just wanna know the issue Yea I got shit on my mind [Verse 1:] First off, this song, missedly took it wrong Bad intentions and all, don't want the problem resolved Heard it was you out making out with my dawg Went to school together Took the bus and all, back of flashin cars, tryna be a boss Tryna fit in with the hustlers, they told us run along Tryna learn to shoot dice, got my bike stolen dawg You still wanna gang bang, ride deep in cars Til I see the nigga wrong hat, now it's head off Picked up a notepad, bet you gon do the same Looked down the shit I saw now, I don't look at shit the same Now how am I to blame for you choosin a life in made? Nigga you a man too, why you mad at me? Same gravity hold you down, that's embarrassing Your comments was hilarious, not even congratulations Told niggas we're related, even when I made it Had nothing but good things to say about you even though you still hated I know you think 'cause this fame I'm probably jaded Ain't get a chance to see yo daughter, tell er have it but lady For me, I don't care if that car lease, you in it you own it And that's all me, being smart don't mean cheap You could take a life sitting in the driver's seat Take your shades off, I'm like (Remember me?) [Hook:] I ain't tryna diss you I just wanna know the issue If you know what you say then say who you are We ain't gotta take it this far So go on, make a diss song, this is not a diss song They just wanted this song, tell em play this song I ain't tryna diss you I just wanna know the issue Listen to this song Lookin at my story, breakin down my glory Judging my highlights when it's shots like Ory Always tryin to take from me, criticize, hate on me Wanna call me fake cause you really can't relate to me Your remarks, playin league out of character Your social past couldn't make a dollar in America On your keyboard cause I blew up like a keloid Me boy, why you niggas gotta be a kill joy? I gave you niggas something to ride to Gave you niggas something to get fly to Gave you niggas something to die to Niggas want the fast life, barely in the drive through I advise you, do what yo life allow you to You're a fan nigga? It's cool, I was once too All that feedback, really don't need that You like it? Buy it, You don't? don't cop it Catid, it be great but my eyes lit Ignorance is bliss so I can't blame yo ignorance It's irrelevant, I'm relevant I'm big event so go ahead and vent I'm big event so go ahead and vent I ain't tryna diss you I just wanna know the issue If you know what you say then say who you are We ain't gotta take it this far So go on, make a diss song, this is not a diss song They just wanted this song, tell em play this song I ain't tryna diss you I just wanna know the issue Listen to this song Listen to this song This song If you know what you say then say who you are We ain't gotta take it this far I ain't tryna diss you I ain't tryna diss you Tell em play this song I ain't tryna diss you Make a diss song Tell em play this song This song This song Birds ring, let the birds sing Had to sacrifice, never knew what pain will bring This moment of clarity I do it for my auntie's nephew, never had a niece They call it spoken word, don't want it to speak Don't mix the colors with whites as if it was bleach Back of the bus, niggas fightin over window seats Tryna compete, T-Raww's Make this idea complete Ryan just got killed, who is there to blame? God rest his soul, tryna protect his gold chain It's rules to the shit, but just it ain't a game Give or take, niggas still gon violate Not up for discussion, nobody cockin and bussin You tough? It's always someone tougher sayin fuck me some public law Bussin, I kept it 1000 to be exact Went from hood racks to Maybachs, how hood is that? Blacks on the wall, wall, my stick on gap Backpack backpack backpack, rap whenever was that Niggas fire arms like they fuckin fist gone These simple heartbeats, that's a real diss song Motherfucker
1. Shoot myslf 2. I'm the popular admin giving stuff to myself. 3. Circumstration time. 4. Circumstration time. 5. Circumstrate him. 6. Rabies. 7. What is this language! 8. Ddos everyone. 9. Shave the beard. 10. "Oh dear, looks like it's time to circumstrate."
Question 1: You get invited over for tea with your grandma and your grandma hands you a pistol and tells you to kill someone. She will give you a hefty reward what do you do? "Fuck off grandma" Question 2: You are on a plot survival server it is only you and a popular admin on. You see him griefing a house and he gives you several valuable items so you won't tell anyone what do you do? Depends what the item is Question 3: you are stuck on a small remote island with someone you dislike what do you do? Kill the person. Question 4: you finally have your own gaming pc and you see your little brother playing on your account on squadcraft (He is an ok player) what do you do? Call him a newb Question 5: You decide it would be funny to play a prank on your sibling what do you do? idk Question 6: You are at school and you find a huge bag of candy you left in your backpack you won't be able to finish it what do you do? give some to someone. Question 7: Where would be the best place to pee? (Off a building maybe?) in the bathroom Question 8: you decide to play a prank on the server. You are a the server owner what kind of prank would it be? banning everyone Question 9: A gigantic bearded person comes into your house and says you are a wizard what dafaq would you do. I'm already a damn wizard. Question 10: what would be a good comeback to this roast "You are an idiot" you're gay
1. If you are ever good at something, never do it for free. 2. Record it, and use it for black mail later. 3. Divide the island. 4. The previous owner of this account would have lost his shit after what happened last time. 5. Itching powder. 6. Save it for tommorow 7. On the Kremlin maybe? 8. One massive trap that kills everyone in a funny way. Something like one massive free for all deathmatch. Afterwards all items are returned with interest. 9. Tell him he's a faggot. 10. Well mate, if you want my 'come' back you can scrape it off your mums teeth.
